vyudali:

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

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That’s one fine cock.

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lovinonotatomatovargas:

starspangleddork:

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"I don’t see why you would want that, I’m hardly around."

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"Have you never heard the saying assenza rende il xuore piu affettuoso. Absence makes the heart grow fonder? I believe that it works in out case.”

"We’ve got a similar saying, I’ve heard that before.  Maybe I’m just still tired and not thinking straight.  I would like to spend my life with you too."

lovinonotatomatovargas:

starspangleddork:

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"Well, as long as you’re okay with it, I guess it’s fine.  You can finally settle down with someone I guess."

[smiles slightly]

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"Hey now, the only person I would ever consider settling down with is you." [lightly kisses him]

"I don’t see why you would want that, I’m hardly around."

spacedrunk:

doop dee do

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lovinonotatomatovargas:

starspangleddork:

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"Yes… I’ve definitely been resting.  I’m sorry to hear you’re not a nation anymore, there’s no way to get it back?"

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"That’s goo to hear. Ah, it’s fine. No, I don’t think I can ever go back to being nation, but it’s fine really."

"Well, as long as you’re okay with it, I guess it’s fine.  You can finally settle down with someone I guess."

lovinonotatomatovargas:

starspangleddork:

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"Been tired a lot but hopefully that’ll stop soon.  What’s been happening?"

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"Have you been resting?" [worried frown] "Ah you know, this and that. I’m more human than nation. Well, more like I’m not a nation anymore."

"Yes… I’ve definitely been resting.  I’m sorry to hear you’re not a nation anymore, there’s no way to get it back?"

lovinonotatomatovargas:

starspangleddork:

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"So, how have you been?"

*holds him up easily as he treads water*

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[wraps legs around his waist and arms around his shoulders]

"I’ve been pretty good, despite what’s been happening. How about you?"

"Been tired a lot but hopefully that’ll stop soon.  What’s been happening?"

lovinonotatomatovargas:

starspangleddork:

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"Well I guess I don’t need these clothes on then."

*removes them and jumps in*

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[attaches to him once he is in]

"Told you the water was great."

"So, how have you been?"

*holds him up easily as he treads water*

lovinonotatomatovargas:

starspangleddork:

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"Well if you insist I could just swim in my birthday suit."

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"We are in my private pool, and no one else is around~. You don’t hear my objecting to that, dear."

"Well I guess I don’t need these clothes on then."

*removes them and jumps in*

lovinonotatomatovargas:

starspangleddork:

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"Well, I don’t have my trunks but I can stand on the side and watch you come out of the water a lot.  I’d be okay with that."

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"Where’s the fun in that? I’m going to get rather lonely in the water with out you."

"Well if you insist I could just swim in my birthday suit."

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